Want to write for us?

Then write us a letter. An informal letter. Tell us why we should give you an assignment. Why you'd make a kick-ass 1099 writer. If we like what you have to say, we'll have you send the usual stuff -- resume, published clips, criminal record -- but we want the letter first.

Note: we aren't looking for a few pen pals here. We want professionals, writers with a long list of publication credits who know a thing or two about business (especially self-employment). Shoot us a letter spelling out, in your own (hopefully edgy, possibly funny, absolutely individual) voice, what you have to offer. If you don't have one of these voices, borrow one, steal one -- or go query some kinder, gentler online magazine.